I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
I’m Judge Sassy McPaws.
God, what am I doing with my life?
Chancellor Scratchy McMittens
Count furry mckittens
It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision